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Perhaps interest is limited for an updated adaptation of Dracula from Luc Besson, the French maestro for glossiness and bloat. However, one must admit: his lavishly upholstered romantic vampire tale has ambition and panache – and amid its theatrical camp, I might just favor compared with Eggers’s dignified recent take of Nosferatu. Odd details emerge, like a particular moment that appears to show a geographic divide between France and Romania.
Christoph Waltz plays a clever but beleaguered vampire-hunting priest – I can’t believe he hasn’t played this role before – who ends up in Paris in 1889 during the centennial of the French Revolution. Likewise present is the sinister Dracula, played by the body-horror veteran Caleb Landry Jones with a mangled central European accent similar to Steve Carell’s Gru from the Despicable Me comedies. This character that he too was born to take on.
The story is this: Dracula has wandered endlessly the world in torment for 400 years after his transformation into a vampire, a consequence for his faithless sorrow following the loss of his spouse Elisabeta (an inaugural screen appearance for Zoë Bleu, the offspring of Rosanna Arquette). the vampire has been searching, searching, searching for a female who might be the reincarnation of his deceased partner. Unfortunately, the lucky lady turns out to be Mina (portrayed once more by Bleu), the reserved future wife of Dracula’s wimpish land agent, Jonathan Harker (played by Ewens Abid), who has recently been to the vampire’s estate to discuss his real estate holdings and the tiny painting of the winsome Mina caught the count’s hooded eye.
Besson organizes Dracula’s second-act backstory of global roaming in various outrageous costumes skillfully, and he is not above providing some comedy moments reminiscent of Mel Brooks – such as the vampire’s constant unsuccessful tries to end his own life post-Elisabeta’s demise, as well as absurd moments that follow Dracula sprays himself using a particular scent in 18th-century Florence, which makes him irresistible to women. Outlandish but entertaining.
Dracula is available digitally from 1 December and in disc format starting the twenty-second of December. It will be shown in Australian cinemas from 5 February 2026.
Financial analyst with over a decade of experience in commodity markets, specializing in gold and precious metals investments.